ah yes, come in, come into my house. ah yes, now step out, step right out the door. wonderful. wonderful visit. come again.

(Source: msjewbooty, via divergenttimelordy)

iwantabarricadeboy:

themarbleloverofliberty:

Marius and Cosette
sitting in a tree.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
then comes A HORRIBLE BLOODY MASSACRE OF ALL MARIUS’S FRIENDS,
then comes marriage,
then comes Cosette with a baby carriage! 

lol

(via mentalphoto)

christianmingle:

i love when attractive people raise their hand to speak in class because then i can stare at them and just pretend like i care about what they have to say

(via netflixer)

runintoyourheart:

so i stopped at walmart tonight to pick up a few things and i was in the pasta aisle looking for tomato sauce and this guy walks by and says “hey baby you making my favorite meal tonight?” and for some reason i said “only if you enjoy feasting on the flesh of your enemies” and his friend looked at me like i was the devil and this is why i shouldn’t communicate with other people

(Source: lazeramsey, via iamexpressingmultipleattitudes)